Friday, February 22, 2008

I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES...

WARNING: A UGLY NUDE PHOTO FOLLOWS THIS STORY.

A short story. We stayed at Disney Key West Club...maybe it has a different name now.
Its a motel, Points share condo with 3 other couples.

One women was a little out of shape, a lot but thought she was sexy.

I was sitting at a kitchen island having my first cup of coffee. You know,
elbows barely on the counter with my hands supporting my head and the cup.

Ms beauty about age 50 walks into the kitchen wearing a sleeping top like a shirt with a wrap around belt.

She walked past me cheerfully toward the far cabinets.

Of course I looked up and said good morning. Then it happened.

She reached up to the upper shelves of the cabinet and the blouse rose with her reach. The higher she reached, the higher her blouse went until I saw the full moon. Crators and all.

I actually gagged or choked and ran away up the stairs to my wife and would have jumped into her arms if she could have held me.

I was yelling MOMMIE, MOMMIE...another couple was with my wife and were so concerned.

When I finally told the story,,,they hugged me and comforted me until my breathing returned to normal.

Honestly, she did it on purpose. Made some comment...like, oh you got a view, I guess I forgot my undies.

Yes, some nightmares never are forgotten. This photo below, is nearly what I saw, but Ms Beauty had way more wrinkles.

Some wrinkles were large, I did think I saw her husband..nah..couldn't!!

I tried to cover it up, so you all can sleep.


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