Where Does An Old Man Sit?

I love sitting outside on a nice day. Don't we all.

Well, usually I like sitting outside the gate to our rear yard.
We're on a corner and I like to wave to all the people in the
cars that drive by.

Many are just cutting thru the neighborhood and others are neighbors.

But a problem arose a few years ago....last year to be exact.

The neighbors 2 homes south of me have a back yard swimming pools and
3 young girls with many friends who like to use the pool.

The pool has a deck around it and when the girls stand up, they are easily
seen from my favorite chair.

From my chair, I can see women with bikini's walking and diving into the pool.

So, I have moved my chair from a nice position to a lower one. But still could
see the girls.

You must understand that my problem is not seeing the girls but feeling like a
perv who is sitting watching the girls.

So, I moved my chair away from the line of sight of the pools but its difficult
for me to be seen waving my arms at the cars.

I decided to forget about it and move into the back yard.

Well, today I worked on the flood moving more valuables and decided to sit in
my yard facing to the north and get some rays on my back.

Soon, I heard my daughter Jill's back door open and grand daughter Sara and friend
Bianca appeared wearing their biking bathing suits.

Ok, I will sit on another chair facing the covered swimming pool.



Facing the sun and just enjoying myself facing away from the bathing beauties.

Then I hear from Karolyn, "Why don't you girls jump in the swimming pool."

Jim help us push the solar cover off so the girls can swim.

Sure enough, we push it off and the girls start walking around and climbing into the
pool.

So what would you do?

I decided it was a good time to stay in the Airconditioned house and write this
little story.

Like the movie No Country For Old Men.....There's No Place For Old Jim.